Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, man. For jokes of equal and above funniness to that one, make your way to the 99 Club Leicester Square, where Ian Stone, Luke Toulson and Brett Goldstein will be delivering the lols. With more jokes in their bag than a travelling joke salesman, they've got plenty ammunition to keep you giggling like a naughty schoolkid. The 99 Club is the proud winner of The Chortle Best London Comedy Club 2011 to 2015 and Best UK Club 2015, so you know it's gonna be good. Over 18s only. Valid ID required. Acts subject to change. Dress code: smart casual, no sportswear.