Finally, a reason for Londoners to enter Leicester Square. The 99 Club has a night of comedic excellence designed for you tonight. With biting wit and a razor-sharp tongue, Jo Caulfield’s snarky humour and brash honesty make her a delight to watch. Joining her is Mike Gunn who, according to The Guardian, "will make you die laughing"; hopefully, this is a slight exaggeration. Over 18s only. Valid ID required. Dress code: no sportswear. Please note that acts are subject to change without notice.
"I never knew I could like a woman so much – I'm ashamed to say she did make me wet myself."