A Sordid XXXmas Affair


Crowndale Club


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A Sordid XXXmas Affair

An "X" rated extravaganza of burlesque, music and festive frivolity

According to the tenets of quantum physics, anything that can happen will happen. So somewhere out there, in the unknown universe, there are endless versions of you doing endless varieties of things. So far so simple. Now take Santa. In this universe, Santa is the big-bearded jolly fella' with the toys. In another universe, he's a little bit naughtier. Rather a lot naughtier, actually. Welcome to the XXXmas Affair. Swapping Reindeer for reins, whipped cream for whips and stockings for, well, stockings, it's the naughtiest club night this side of boxing day. Set in a truly unique space designed by co founder of Glastonbury’s Shangri-La, the night features funk, soul, house, disco, garage and more from London's leading tastemaker DJ's. Over 18s only. Valid ID required.

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