A small flat above the Bedford pub in Balham. Billie clutches her Tesco bag-for-life. Tate mops her wound from a tipsy fall outside. Billie bewitches Tate who, though three decades younger, is infatuated and a little astounded at his luck. Tate and his flatmate Max invite Billie to live with them and she agrees, clueless as to who she's replacing. The boys, as it turns out, have expectations that go far beyond their generosity. Scrap Collective present the première of a new play by Matilda Curtis. Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult.