Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Greywing House, perched on the coast and overlooking capricious seas. Here is your host, Miss Amelia, who has prepared your room. Take a seat while she introduces you to guests past and present, revealing the secrets that Greywin's been nursing for centuries. This one-woman storytelling spectacular will have you rapt, as Miss Amelia talks of dark deeds and things that go bump in the night. Latecomers may not be admitted.