House Of Burlesque: Burlesque Idol
Cue the Rocky theme tune, we feel a sexy training montage coming on
The UK's top burlesque competition is back, bringing a budding array of talent and established stars with it. The twirling of tassels will reach fever pitch. Contestants perform their high energy routines to a bustling crowd, in an attempt to win special prizes. Your MC tonight is comic genius Barnaby Slate and Miss Tempest Rose heads up the judges. Sexier than Simon Cowell's high-waisted trousers and twice as much fun. Vote wisely, oh kinky ones. General admission, seating not guaranteed. Over 18s only. Doors 6:30pm, showtime 7:30pm-9pm, then it's the Good Foot Club till 3am. Optional dress code: vintage, black tie, burlesque – prize for best dressed.
"A woman who oozes so much sex appeal she is probably illegal in several countries."