Come to Matthew's new show and that might just happen to you. Matthew is a member of sketch heroes Pappy's, he wrote and starred in BBC 3's Badults, he's been on 8/10 Cats (both Countdown and the normal one); so obviously you'd want to be friends with him. Legal warning: Friendship with Mr Crosby is not legally binding and can be terminated without notice. We do not offer any refunds or exchanges and customers may not be admitted.