Okay, gather your fruit friends, this is a big one. She's been voted Queen of Comedy at the British Comedy Awards, she's been BAFTA-nominated four years on the trot, and when she's naked in bed and rolls over, her breasts clap. Grab 'em before they're gone. The tickets we mean…naughty! Lower tier seating. Tickets include a £1 venue fee. Under 15s must be accompanied by an adult. Doors open 6:30pm; Miranda is expected on stage around 8pm.