London is incredible, so why should it's tours be credible?Have you ever been on a normal walking tour, enjoyed the walk but retained zero information? Do you feel that thanks to your mobile phone and wikipedia you can find out any real information you want to know in about 30 secs? Do you feel like you're drowning in information? Well we've got the solution. Bullshit tours have been providing comedy walking tours of London since 2013. Go and learn some genuine tripe, all at the hands of your vastly under-informed tour guide.
Twice listed as one of Time Out Londons Top 101 things to do in London, the tours are a wonderful and ridiculous way to see a very different side of the city. A combination of puns, quips and alternative explanations for London's landmarks, this is the funnest way to see the incredible city around you.
The Thursday evening Southbank tour, Tourist Trap, starts at St Pauls Cathedral, proceeds along the Southbank and finishes at Trafalgar Square. Take in a generous selection of the cities most memorable buildings and learn nothing useful about them at all. Learn about the Thames Mermaid. See where Queen Victoria exploded. Watch a property mogul do a sh*t. All of these wonders – and more – await you.
Tour duration: 2 hours. Tour terminates at: Trafalgar Square. Concessions are for OAPs, students or unemployed people. Please wear comfortable shoes and appropriate clothes. The tour will not be cancelled in the event of bad weather. No refunds.