Celebrate love by crying your eyes out
This modern Valentine’s classic stars Ryan Gosling as a young man in love with a woman of much higher social standing. What follows is a ludicrously moving film, featuring war, heartache, and elderly people accepting each other for who they are. Jeez. Tickets includes a two-course meal of your choice; we recommend you eat quickly, unless you like your burger with a side of salty tears. Best available seating. Over 18s only.
"…one hundred percent sap."