Beth is drunk outside a Leeds nightclub. She doesn’t even smoke. She just needs to escape her awful birthday party. Her dad’s dancing terribly to Aerosmith. Her mum couldn’t be bothered to turn up. The DJ’s really shite, and her best mate is getting off with… well, she doesn’t want to know. Dark, funny and poignant, this one-woman show takes Beth’s well-publicised life apart, piece by piece. Bringing to life nine characters, Beth would rather be anyone but herself. Even if that means finally opening up about what really happened six years ago. No children under 14.