Because sometimes it's fun to point and stare
If you're not a shower and not much of a grower either, this one's for you. Find solidarity in knowing you're not alone, or find comfort in knowing you're a cut above. Watch and certainly don't snigger as contestants compete in evening wear, swimsuit, and talent segments in their quest to be crowned the most alpha. Remember, It's not the size of the dog in the fight...it's the size of the hotdog in the bun. VIP ticket includes private table and penis-kitten bottle service.
Over 21s only.