If you can’t write a good joke, you probably weren’t meant to be a comedian. It’s not the quantity of Iain Stirling’s punchlines that matter: it’s the quality of them. The Chortle Best Newcomer award-winner dispenses the sort of fizzing one-liners that send audiences into mass hysterics. Yes, he's that good. Joining the comic at 99 Club is James Acaster, whose intelligent standup will make you think hard and laugh harder. Over 18s only. Dress code: no sportswear. Please note that acts are subject to change without notice.