Why is a calculator the best christmas present? Because it's the sort that counts. When that one's sunk in, why not head down to the 99 Club and fill yer' boots with a tonne of rib crackers just like it. With Iain Stiling, Tom Allen and Ed Gamble taking the mic, there'll be no shortage of lols for you to get up and personal with. Go on, you know you want to. Over 18s only. Valid ID may be required. Please note that acts are subject to change without notice. Dress code: smart casual, no sportswear.