Imagine asking David Beckham to miss-kick the ball, Tom Jones to sing off key or Warren Buffet to make a bad investment. Almost impossible…right? Well for this performance we ask some of London's best poets to give us their worst shot at what they do best. Can they lower the bar to the point where we cringe with disgust at fluffy love poems? Join Francesca Beard, Antosh Wojcik, Anna Beecher and many more talented poets in portraying Valentine's for real. Please arrive on time as latecomers may not be admitted.