Valentine's Day. Nice for some, but all the lovey-dovey stuff can get a bit…sickly. It's always a good excuse to be naughty though, which sounds about perfect for this S&M-themed luxury brunch brought to you by Bacanal – the invitation-only event masters who are out to redefine good times. Following the sit-down eats, DJ James Gaynor takes the floor and it's drinks and dancing until late. And with wild S&M performances and even wilder guests, you can expect plenty of latex. Bah…lovebug. Seating allocated on arrival. Over 18s only. Brunch 12:30pm-3pm, party till late. Mandatory dress code: "be original or go home".