If the name doesn't reel you in, the plot surely will. Paul L Martin's adult panto stars Booty, a girl whose derriere is of Anaconda-esque proportions. To pay her way into Oxbridge, she's swiping stuff and pawning it on eBay. Holly Aisbitt and Jamie Anderson star as Booty and The Biatch in this filthy fairytale that oozes entendres. Over 16s only.