Oh la la. What’s going on in Privée? The Knightsbridge restaurant has dimmed the lights and upped the mood music for a night of sensual fun. Inside the subterranean eatery, the mezze selection and champagne cocktails give way to seductive, sultry burlesque. Don’t worry about blushing: the lights are too low and everyone’s eyes are fixed on the action on the stage. Lap it up. It's all good. Over 18s only. Dress code: smart casual. Show starts at 8:30pm.