Part memoir, part hilarious insight into why men are so inept, Jon Holmes's book is a story of sexual misadventure, of being accidentally shot in the face, of spiders, a ghost, a fatally injured gerbil, American road trips that went wrong, becoming inadvertently locked in Graham Norton’s toilet, being removed from Mrs Thatcher’s vicinity by her security detail and having loving parents who did their best to bring up a child that wasn’t theirs. Please arrive on time as latecomers may not be admitted. Proof of concession will be required when collecting tickets. All tickets are inclusive of booking fees.