If you’re younger than 28, read no further. The Coffin Dodgers Disco is for mature clubbers only. Reach 28, smugly flash your ID and step into The Phoenix, where a stirring soundtrack of power ballads and indie hits will get you in the mood for mischief. These are classic tunes from back in the day, with nary a trap bassline or a dubstep wobble to be heard. Relive your youth and reclaim the dancefloor at the Coffin Dodgers Disco. Over 28s only. Valid ID required.