Oh those pesky kids. With their electronic "music". In their dance "clubs". Wearing their "clothes". We tell you what – we've had enough of these good-for-nothing, trouble-raising, work-dodging smelly spongers taking over all the fun nights and making the older crowd look…well, old. Thank Jeebus then, that Club De Fromage has got the backs of the over 28s. Their Coffin Dodgers Disco night is for over 28s only, separating the kids from the grown-ups. Stick two fingers up to the kids to a soundtrack of pop, rock, indie, soul, ska, disco, funk and a healthy dose of David Bowie, in honour of the great man. Strictly no under 28s. Valid ID required.