If you've never experienced an '80s Christmas in Essex, you've never lived. Thankfully, it's still possible to tick that one off your bucket list with a little help from Diane Chorley. This Yuletide special sees the queen of Canvey perform her band The Buffet's single It Must Be Christmas before recounting her fall from grace. It isn't Christmas until you've laughed with Diane Chorley. Please arrive on time as latecomers may not be admitted.