"I wasn’t allowed to go to Fitch’s party today coz I got grounded. My dad thinks I’m seeing too much of the guys and it’s affecting my schoolwork so I’m not allowed to see them outside school. He also thinks I have been groping them! Dad has got the flu. His temperature is 110. I hope he dies." ( Taken from "Cringe" by Sarah Brown). After the huge sell-out success of "Diary Days" over the past 2 years, Smudge Lipstick Events are super excited to announce that there’ll be a Diary Days 2 Year Anniversary edition this November. Diary Days is fast becoming one of London’s funniest cult nights out. It’s your chance to laugh at yourself and others as comics read out our most cringe-worthy entries from the past while having a few drinks. If you can’t find your old diary, bring your old travel diary, love letters, report card, Christmas list, detention note or even an old group email you sent to friends and family before social media took off. Either way it’s a great chance to do something different, so get involved. Over 18s only. Valid ID required.