Ah, Valentine's Day: 24 hours of unrivalled romantic tension, 1440 minutes of "madly-in-love" mania and 86400 seconds of "I-luv-you-tooing". Think gondola rides, think romantic dinners for two, think writing you name in kilometre high sky-letters...think two martini cocktails, a sharing-platter and entry-for-two at one of London's top clubs? If you hadn't thought of spending Cupid's favourite February weekend at Dirty Martini, maybe it's time to start. Dirty Martini locations: - 158 Bishopsgate, London EC2M 4LN - 67 Clapham High St, London SW4 7TG - 74 Upper St, London N1 0NY - 11-12 Russell St, London WC2B 5HZ Last entry: 10:00pm. Over 18s only. Valid ID required.