Picture this. You buy some gold headphones, learn how to cross-fade and nail your booth pout. You're the coolest young cat in the Cotswolds, and you've barely got going. Saturday night comes round and your local 'Spoons give you the golden ticket – 20 quid and pitcher of woo woo to sling tunes on Saturday night. You're a DJ son, and you don't even know it. Now for the bad news. You're still not half as fun as Guilty Pleasures' in-house hooligan Father Oates. Ready to hear your darkest disco confessions, the Guilty Pleasures team mix bangers, dancers and live performers to create an unforgettably camp night out. Drop those dreams of superstardom, snap up a ticket and let the experts do what they do best, throw one helluva party. Over 16 only. Valid ID required.