Got an RSI from continuously swiping left on Tinder? Feel nauseous every time a friend gets engaged on Facebook? Are your partner's questionable post-sex selfies causing performance issues? Or maybe you still have that verucca from your ex's gross bathroom? Then, my darlings, you may be lovesick. Come and find your remedy at Hooray's love clinic, with an evening of comedy, burlesque and ridiculousness to cure all ills. The night will also see the return of the Exes' Swapshop: your chance to jettison that random crap left behind or given to you by your ex, and swap it for something you actually want. Who knows what you might end up taking home? Bring a half-smoked pack of fags…go home with a motorbike and sidecar. You never know. Lineup: Burlesque performers: - Lolo Brow - Good Ness Gracious - Onyx Fatale - Helene De Joie Comedians: - Spencer Jones - Anna Morris as Georgina The Bride - Matt Ewins - Justin Panks Over 18s only. Valid ID required. Doors at 7:30pm.