Is there substance to the idea that all Parisians are rude? According to Olivier Giraud, yes, there is. But it’s okay, because he’s on hand to let you in on the secrets of self-assurance. You’ll be acting Parisian wherever you go in no time, with Giraud sending up cultural differences with a cheeky smile that revels in and unpicks the clichés. This is the stuff GCSE French missed out. General admission. Over 18s only.