Kinky Malinki's boat parties always sell out, and it's not hard to see why. We can't imagine many cooler clubbing experiences than sailing down the Thames, getting down low by the amazing sights of London. The stellar Malinki residents will be taking care of DJing duties, so all you've got to worry about is having a darn good time. Over 18s only. Don't be late to board – get down for 9pm at the very latest, otherwise the boat will leave without you. Sorry, but no refunds for latecomers.