Oh, David. The world drew a collective gasp when the news of your passing was revealed. Many of us have found solace in the comfort of thought that you were, quite simply, too much for this world. An androgynous musical demi-god, you'll live on forever through your artistic legacy. This is an event that we're sure David would highly approve of: an evening of ice skating, dancing and merriment at Ally Pally, all set to the soundtrack of the Starman, with half of the money raised going to Cancer Research UK. What are you waiting for? Let's dance. Under 14s must be accompanied by an adult.