Well, what a year it’s been for this comedian, choirboy and aspiring goalkeeper. He’s travelled the world in the name of football and chatted formations with the greatest player on the planet, Lionel Messi. He’s also fallen for a six foot blonde (not Peter Schmeichel) and has turned vegetarian. Jokes. Singing. Less flirting. It's all here. Over 14s only. Valid ID required.