Okay, gather your fruit friends, this is a big one. She's been voted Queen of Comedy at the British Comedy Awards, she's been BAFTA-nominated four years on the trot, and when she's naked in bed and rolls over, her breasts clap. Grab 'em before they're gone. The tickets we mean...naughty! Upper bowl, level 4 seating. Tickets are £27.50 plus the venue's £1 facility fee and £5 service charge. Under 15s must be accompanied by an adult. Doors open 6:30pm, Miranda is due on stage at 8pm.