With a mid-life crisis looming, Steven Gauge decided to take up playing rugby. Join him and members of Warlingham Rugby Club as they re-create his voyage of discovery, from first, fumbling efforts with the oval ball to learning the dark arts in the front row of the scrum, surviving bone-crunching tackles and becoming captain of the third worst side in Surrey. What goes on tour, goes on stage. Over 16s only. Please arrive on time as latecomers may not be admitted. Runing time: 55 minutes. Tickets include entry to the Museum of Comedy.