It’s an office Christmas party of biblical proportions and you, the employees, are all invited. Saskia is going as Gabriel; she’s prepped a dance routine. Elena is going as Mary; she’s cooked a korma. Joseph might feature (if he can sober up). Expect vanity, presents, presence, disappointment and an Oscar-winning performance. It’s the fabulously greedy underbelly of Christmas…let battle commence. Over 16s only. Valid ID may be required.