Shaken, stirred or poured in a sack and beaten with a paddle? With world-class mixologists on hand, you can have it however you like it at Dirty Martini. Not that you'll notice the difference after 7 hours of the dirtiest disco beats this side of M25. Long a favourite of London's party crowd, Dirty Martini are doing New Year's Eve the only way they know how. On a massive, mind-melting scale. First entry 8pm. Party until 3am. If you're looking to beat the holiday crush, get to the club before 9pm and enjoy a complimentary glass of bubbly.