Montezuma (The Kensington Club, not the Aztec deity) are hosting an NYE bash that you'll remember for the rest of your life. You'll be rocking back and forth on your hovering armchair, in the virtual reality old-people's home that your robot-children will have checked you into, still reminiscing about what an unbelievable New Year's Party this was. We're using such strange dystopian imagery because the party's gonna be Fifth Element-themed – you know, that film with Bruce Willis as a future cab driver? And Gary Oldman where he looks proper weird? And some blue woman sings opera? Yeah, that. But genuinely, the building is going to be decked-out in the most amazing, futuristic way. There'll be a red carpet entrance with champagne reception, a pyrotechnic show, confetti, projections, special décor – the works. This looks like it's going to be a super-special one, so get a move on and sort your NYE now. Over 18s only. Valid ID required. Dress code: glamorous.