Getting messy at New Year’s Eve is obligatory. So why not embrace it and go all out for one huge night of carnage? This debauched bar crawl kicks off in Shoreditch, where you’ll take in five bars in five hours with £2.50 drinks every step of the way. Drink, dance and party like it’s the last night of 2015 before queue jumping your way into Cargo where the fun keeps running till 5am. Still standing? No worries: the after party runs right through till 1pm. Bring it on. Over 18s only. Tickets must be redeemed at Catch between 6:30pm and 8pm.