Welcome aboard; Pam Ann will be your hostess for the flight. With a cult-like following that includes Madonna, Caroline Reid has taken her alter-ego all around the world. Parodying aviation and the "golden age" of commercial flight, her camp humour stretches from silly to risqué – resulting in a ridiculous show that's definitely not for the easily offended. The exits are here, here, and here. Not that you'll wanna leave. Seating allocated on arrival. Over 16s only.