Join Penelope Solomon as she takes a close look at her life and title choices in: "I Was A Penis At The Royal Festival Hall." Cheaper than therapy, the show promises character comedy, smutty jokes and "Yiddish Songs". In short, the perfect triple-headed solution to the cold and miserable wasteland your life has become in March 2016. Over 14s only. Valid ID may be required. For your comfort and security, you may be subject to additional checks on your visit to London theatres. Your patience and understanding is appreciated while these take place. Ticket sales are final and bookings cannot be amended, exchanged or refunded (unless of course the performance is cancelled). All listed offers are subject to availability and can be withdrawn at any time.