A mid-life crisis is surely gonna take the wind out of most peoples’ sails. For Sam Simmons however, who experiences existential qualms in the middle of the ocean after quite literally have been blown out to sea, he finds little solace in epiphanies or lessons learnt – after all, the “windsurfing legend” is just a dickhead with a wind sail. This absurd suburban comedy will have you guffawing the night away like never before. Over 16s only, valid ID required.