Nothing like a bit of crass and offensive comedy to get you into the festive spirit. A mish-mash of Disney, panto, porn and pop culture, this crazed bit of theatre follows the titular Booty as she embarks on an adventure of a lifetime: to discover the magical island Flickerty Clit. All that stands in her way is The Evil Mangelina, Tit-Bit and the world's biggest reality show. Yep. Recommended for over 18s only.