Hunker down for a mega bill of mega laughs courtesy of Soho Comedy Club. With the irrepressible Robert White heading up the bill, you'd be a melon to miss it. You'd be even more of a melon if you didn't get down early to catch Garrett Millerick, Jim Campbell and Keith Platt. So whip out your Filofax, sharpen a 2B and stock up on gags for the christmas party season. You'll be holding court at the cooler before you can say "did you hear the one about the deaf Alpaca". Children under 16 must be accompanied by a responsible adult. Valid ID required.