Did you hear the one about the new joke? At The Platypus Playpen, you will. Featuring an all-pro lineup, this evening's about road-testing spanking new gags. Get ready to grin, groan and squeal with laughter as seven of standup's best and brightest take the mic. This time round, John Hastings, winner of the 2010 Canadian Homegrown Championship and Alasdair Beckett-King, Messiah lookalike, top the bill. Phwoarr. Over 18s only. Valid ID required. Latecomers may not be admitted.