Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without a little freakery. To go the month of December without a single snippet of striptease or a lick of fire would be a grave crime. Thank goodness for The Royal Tease Freakshow then. It's crammed with the sort of cabaret that pushes buttons and raises temperatures. Drag, stilt walking, snake charming…shrinking violets need not apply. Everyone else, get in here now and embrace the weirdness. Doors open at 7:30pm, show starts at 9:30pm.