The Top Secret Comedy Club is back to tickle the parts that other comedy nights can't reach. Matt Green supplies the high-octane humour with a dizzying blend of storytelling and standup. Also taking the stage are the subversive Christian Schulte-Loh – the funniest German you'll ever hear – and Maureen Younger, a feisty Scots joker we think you'll love. Good standup is like good dim sum: when you discover it, you just want more and more. Come fill your boots at Covent Garden. Over 18s only. Please note that acts are subject to change without notice.