Udderbelly is back, and this year it's bigger than ever. With a mammoth 15-week run, get ready for an extravaganza of music, comedy and all manner of entertainment, all inside the festival's iconic, upside-down purple cow on the South Bank. Mark Dolan has turned 40. Statistically he’s half way through his life. Although that’s optimistic, as he eats out way too much. So what has he learned so far? Well, you should believe in yourself, do something that scares you every day and most importantly, if you say you are taking away in a café and then actually eat in, you’ll probably get away with it. To make the second half of his life better than the first, Mark has read almost every self-help book ever published. Which means you don’t have to. You can go to the pub. You’re welcome. And through his toil, he boils down the key principles that will bring you wealth, eternal bliss and a competitive deal on your car insurance. They are already calling Mark Dolan the "new Jesus". Find out why in his hilarious brand new standup show for 2016. It might just change your life. And no push-ups are involved. Not suitable for under 16s. Valid ID required for ticket collection. Ticket sales are final and bookings cannot be amended, exchanged or refunded (unless of course the performance is cancelled). All listed offers are subject to availability and can be withdrawn at any time.