Turning everything you’d expect from a lap dance upside down, Holasz presents two ludicrously/deliciously dressed men who are out to try and make your night a bit sexier. Except it’s all a bit off; the set’s designed live, the lighting’s wrong, the lap dancers are too hairy…and who’s that woman in traditional Ukrainian dress singing folk songs? Comedic, feminist, and very clever, there's even some vodka to wash down this unique bit of theatre. Unreserved seating.