Forget dodgy sweaters and long plods in the rain. For three evenings of midweek madness, we've teamed up Smirnoff Ice Double Black and taken over Hoxton's Plonk. With tripped out windmills, UV lights and more special effects than a reboot of Blade Runner, this is golf at it's bonkers best. If that's not enough, there'll be a complimentary Smirnoff Double Black on entry. Lee Carvallo, eat your heart out. Book with up to seven buds, or come on your own and we'll partner you into a similarly sized group. Over 18s only. Valid ID required. Maximum eight per session. Time slots will be allocated in advance but please make sure you arrive nice and early so you can take your time and get to know your team mates.